Really Bad Ways To Decide Draft Order

Hot sauce shot contest. Place shots of low level hot sauce in front of everyone and we take the shot. Load the shotglass with the next level hot sauce and continue until only one person can stand it.

Jon Cook would definitely get last pick.

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We set up a tournament style bracket. We get into a pool. Two at a time only. We sit about 10-15 feet apart at the bottom of the pool. The two people go back and forth trying to hit each other in the nuts with on of those rubber torpedoes. If you flinch, you’re out. If you get hit in the nuts, you’re out. First person to get either get hit in the nuts or flinch loses. Winner advances. Whoever wins the prestigious Torpedo Open of Fantasy Football gets first pick. We will have a loser bracket to determine the exact order.

We all go to a bar.
First person to get a girl to go with Mike Stock on a date wins and determines draft order for everyone.

Mike Stock picks 5th automatically as an equalizer.

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It doesn’t have to be for draft order, but can we still do this?!?!? (get @mikeastock a date)

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How about for who faces who for the extra 4 games for the next year?

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