We set up a tournament style bracket. We get into a pool. Two at a time only. We sit about 10-15 feet apart at the bottom of the pool. The two people go back and forth trying to hit each other in the nuts with on of those rubber torpedoes. If you flinch, you're out. If you get hit in the nuts, you're out. First person to get either get hit in the nuts or flinch loses. Winner advances. Whoever wins the prestigious Torpedo Open of Fantasy Football gets first pick. We will have a loser bracket to determine the exact order.